going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
"You’ve got a real shot here, guys."
- Simon Cowell, July 23rd 2010
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
if you were offended by Niall you obviously cunt take a joke.
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
my dad just got a goat